VSEM Voodoo Fitness Sphere (Large) - Pre-Order Now

VSEM VOODOO Fitness Sphere

Welcome to the future of 3-Dimensional portable training, which puts a revolutionary functional fitness gym always within reach. The Patent-Pending Fitness Sphere comes in two sizes: 10 inches and 11.5 inches. 

When ordering the 10-inch diameter, you can choose a weighted ball weight of 5, 10, 15, or 20 pounds. (Ships Separately)

When ordering the 11.5-inch diameter, you can choose a weighted ball weight of 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, or 60 pounds. (Ships Separately)

Once you place your order for the Fitness Sphere, our team will follow up to confirm the weighted ball of your choice. You can also email us at support@vorzani.com and reference your order number.

The Patent-Pending Fitness Sphere is a radical new approach to "equipment". The Sphere is constructed like a baseball (just a lot bigger), and, instead of leather, the two sections of the covering are as follows:

1. Shark Skin Neoprene + Nylon Jersey + 1050D Nylon Cordura                      (This combination provides durability & safety, with the top layer Shark Skin Neoprene providing an exceptional "grip surface" that grips even more when you sweat.)
2. Eco-Friendly PVC + 3 mm EPE foam + 1050D Nylon Cordura (This combination provides durability & safety, with the top layer of Eco-Friendly PVC providing extra strength & durability for the Nylon Utility Webbing that connects the Pull Handle Grips via Carabiners.)

The Fitness Spheres feature two sets of neoprene-covered nylon webbing handles for comfort and durability. One set of grip handles is oriented vertically, and the other is oriented diagonally.

The Fitness Spheres ship with two foam-covered nylon handles, with attached nylon webbing straps, and carabiners that allow them to attach to the five open loops of the Fitness Sphere's Nylon-Webbing Utility Strap. These handles allow for additional 3-Dimensional training that amplifies every movement "out-in-space."

The VSEM VOODOO Fitness Sphere, along with your body weight and positioning, can literally replace numerous pieces of equipment, including dumbbells, kettlebells, and cable machines. All while being infinitely safer to utilize.

Why VSEM VOODOO?   

When you begin almost any new fitness endeavor, you will likely experience early positive results, but you will ultimately plateau without variable stressors. Plateaus often lead you to apathy, and your apathy then often leads to a regression from your previously achieved positive results. 

You must apply random stressors to the body, much like the fabled concept of a voodoo doll.

Now, this isn't the doll where pins are pushed into it to cause you nefarious pain, but rather, one that brings positive change and continued results. Since the human body is so efficient at adapting, you need these stressors (pins) randomly and confusingly pushed into the voodoo doll. These random, variable stressors are beneficial for the body and allow continuous improvement.  

This "voodoo doll" is favorable for you. Embrace the pins, and your limitless evolution will occur. When you begin almost any new fitness endeavor, you will likely experience early positive results, but you will ultimately plateau without variable stressors. Plateaus often lead you to apathy, and your apathy then often leads to a regression from your previously achieved positive results. 

You must apply random stressors to the body, much as in the fabled concept of a voodoo doll.

Now, this isn't the doll where pins are pushed into it to cause you nefarious pain, but rather, one that brings positive change and continued results. Since the human body is so efficient at adapting, you need these stressors (pins) randomly and confusingly pushed into the voodoo doll. These random, variable stressors are beneficial for the body and allow continuous improvement. This "voodoo doll" is favorable for you.  

These are "positive pins of progress".

The Fitness Sphere and vorzani.fit app launch on February 6th, 2026.

The vorzani.fit app will feature our proprietary VSEM VOODOO training system and our Patent-Pending Fitness Spheres:  elevating your game, your training, and your life.